Just when I thought my

Just when I thought my husband could not get any geekier
he is sitting on the bed with this gigantic rectangular white box, and I am of course ignoring him because I know he is organising another one of his collections. He yells over at me “hey, look how young he looks here” and shows me a picture of Colin Powell encased in plastic next to a picture of Margaret Thatcher and another picture of Saddam Hussein.
“What are those?!?”
“They’re my Operation Desert Storm collector’s cards! They went up in value!”