| Guinness
(100% dark & bitter, 66% working class, 100% genuine) |
 Okay, we all know Guinness is the best possible score on any “What Kind Of Beer Are You” test, so you can just go on and pat yourself on the back now. Like the world’s most famous brew, you’re genuine, you’ve got good taste, and you’re sophisticated. What else can I say, except congratulations? If your friends didn’t score the same way, get ready for them to say: Guinness is too heavy; it’s an acquired taste; it’s too serious–and they probably think those things about you at times. But just brush ’em off. Everybody knows Guinness is the best. Cheers. |
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The If You Were A Beer Test written by gwendolynbooks on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test |
Hey, Guinness is good for you! When I went to school in Ireland, that little slogan was on billboards everywhere. Some doctors there even suggested that pregnant women have a bit of Guinness every day for the added iron. lol
I’ll start with a quote from a review of Killian’s Red that I think will reflect on you, too: “deep flavor, somewhat mild, with a moderate head.” It goes on to talk about a “light caramel odor,” and while that sounds nice, I don’t think I can go that far in my analysis.
Overall, Killian’s is a very good beer. The only thing that kinda sucks is that even though it says “Irish Red” on the bottle, this stuff’s made by Coors, not peaty old Dubliners. I guess that’s my way of telling you that you scored on the lower side of the “genuine” part of my test. Here’s my guess: you’re a sensible, likeable person, and you’re popular among different groups of people. The test probably read that as a slight superficiality.
Personality-wise, you have refined tastes (after all, this stuff is kind of expensive), but you know how to savor what you get. Your personality isn’t exactly bubbly, but you’re well-liked nonetheless. Your sense of humor is rather dark, but that’s just another way to say sophisticated, right?
As a real George Killian would say: Sl�inte! Cheers!
33% genuine 66% working class…I forgot the other one