Can I just offer Mondays

Can I just offer Mondays up as Penance? I mean all Mondays past, present and future? I betcha that will cut down on some serious Purgatory time. I betcha they don’t even have Mondays in heaven-skips straight to Tuesday nights. Yeah, yeah, I’m kidding, I know there is no “time” in heaven. Thank goodness.
Back to the weekday grind. My Posco (7 year old secind grader) will be the first to get up any minute and he will attempt to talk me out of doing school by first asking “do we do school today?” I get this question every weekday morning. Oh no, someone is knocking on my bedroom door…