In quizzibus veritas
I see that Kathy the Carmelite is both “a Grasshopper cocktail” and “heroic couplets.” Obviously a woman of taste and erudition.
And yes, I know that quizzibus is not even pig Latin, but I don’t have my Latin dictionary handy. I read once that there is a Latinist at the Vatican whose job is to define how newly coined words (computer, fax machine, blog) shall be rendered in Latin. I would love to be on his mailing list.