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I hate you. I hate that your camera, given to me as a birthday gift last May, has broken twice now. I mean, it’s great that it’s still under warranty and all, but do you think I enjoy having to pay to ship it there and back to you? Again? A total of a month… Continue reading Dear Olympus Imaging America Inc:

Preschoolers, facial tissue, and toilets are not a good combination. Can anyone give me some good advice on the gentle art of the closet snake?

Below, Peony said: To my way of thinking, if Schaefer wants to act as he thinks he remembers men acting “back in the day,” then let him face up to the “back in the day” consequences. I’m picturing something involving a father, a fiance or older brother, and a shotgun. But the guy’s 84, and… Continue reading Wondering…

William Donald Schaefer: the man, the pol, the legend. Or something like that. Anyway, he’s been in some kind of elected office somewhere in Maryland since Mencken’s day, and he’s in the soup again: ANNAPOLIS // Comptroller William Donald Schaefer was unapologetic Wednesday after making suggestive comments to a young female aide to the governor… Continue reading Maryland’s dirty old man

Two Sleepy Mommies is 3 years old today! Peony, we’ve been together longer than some people have been married!!!!!

Music sucks these days, or is this what happens when you reach a certain age-you detest the current songs? Rosey Posey is having issues and saying “This is why I can’t invite friends over!” because I am listening to More Than A Woman by Tavares. But there are no romantic songs anymore. Look at the… Continue reading What Happened To Music?

Dear Mr Rod Dreher: Let’s not beat about the bush. Pansy and I? Are the quintessential crunchy cons. Pansy homeschools, we’re both work-at-home moms, we’ve both owned Birkenstocks, we garden; Peony doesn’t have cable and Pansy even lived off the grid for a while. We have even posted granola recipes. And conservative? Heck yes. So… Continue reading Because I’m not too proud to beg

I hear this over and over again: “I am not religious, but I am spiritual…” or “God doesn’t appreciate religious people, only spititual people…” This is one of those buzz sayings that sounds “deep”, but what on earth does that mean? I think it means that following rules is bad, but following your “conscience” is… Continue reading But What Does That Mean?