{"id":1078,"date":"2004-02-12T16:29:26","date_gmt":"2004-02-12T21:29:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/?p=1078"},"modified":"2004-02-12T16:29:26","modified_gmt":"2004-02-12T21:29:26","slug":"fisking-christm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2004\/02\/fisking-christm\/","title":{"rendered":"Fisking Christmas carols isn&#8217;t enough for you?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/secret-agent.blogspot.com\/2004_02_01_secret-agent_archive.html#107626532846697375\">Secret Agent Man fisks recipes:<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Canned mushrooms are used by people who&#8217;ve never tasted real ones. I don&#8217;t think a seriously-miseducated palette is going to hit on a good recipe by anything besides coincidence, and since the recipe already has canned mushrooms, I don&#8217;t like the odds&#8230;.<br \/>\nPot-Roast, my friends, is pot-roast and it will remain pot-roast even if it&#8217;s been slathered in Miracle Whip or poached in root beer. The only thing such trickiness will produce is pot roast with an odd taste, like it was made with Miracle Whip or root beer. God has decreed a universe in which Filet and Sirloin are very, very good and in which pot roast is . . . well . . . what you have to eat a couple of times each month. Trying to reverse that order by jazzing up pot roast is the culinary equivalent of schism.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Secret Agent Man fisks recipes: Canned mushrooms are used by people who&#8217;ve never tasted real ones. I don&#8217;t think a seriously-miseducated palette is going to hit on a good recipe by anything besides coincidence, and since the recipe already has canned mushrooms, I don&#8217;t like the odds&#8230;. Pot-Roast, my friends, is pot-roast and it will&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2004\/02\/fisking-christm\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Fisking Christmas carols isn&#8217;t enough for you?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1078","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-around-st-blogs","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1078","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1078"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1078\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1078"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1078"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1078"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}