{"id":1106,"date":"2004-03-03T12:06:50","date_gmt":"2004-03-03T17:06:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/?p=1106"},"modified":"2004-03-03T12:06:50","modified_gmt":"2004-03-03T17:06:50","slug":"im-going-to-hav","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2004\/03\/im-going-to-hav\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Going To Have a Heart Attack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A State Trooper just left here. Why? Because my four year old, Fastolph was angry at his brother for &#8220;ignoring&#8221; him and called 911 on him. I made Fastolph come outside and explain why he called 911 and the Police Officer told him &#8220;you can only call the police if there is a real emergency there, Buddy.&#8221;<br \/>\nI think everyone must have that one child, while incredibly cute and charming at times, brings new definition to the term &#8220;Handful&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A State Trooper just left here. Why? Because my four year old, Fastolph was angry at his brother for &#8220;ignoring&#8221; him and called 911 on him. I made Fastolph come outside and explain why he called 911 and the Police Officer told him &#8220;you can only call the police if there is a real emergency&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2004\/03\/im-going-to-hav\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I&#8217;m Going To Have a Heart Attack<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pansyiana","category-parenting-and-family-life","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1106"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1106\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}