{"id":129,"date":"2003-02-16T19:59:02","date_gmt":"2003-02-17T00:59:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/?p=129"},"modified":"2003-02-16T19:59:02","modified_gmt":"2003-02-17T00:59:02","slug":"ap-mommy-time-t","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2003\/02\/ap-mommy-time-t\/","title":{"rendered":"AP Mommy Time to renew"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>AP Mommy<\/b><br \/>\nTime to renew my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.compleatmother.com\/\"> subscription to <i>The Compleat Mother<\/i><\/a>.<br \/>\nThe AP people would think I am a good AP Mommy because I am still <a title=\"trying to wean\">happily nursing<\/a> Fastolph (who will be four 4\/22). I have been keeping his nursing down to once a day, but alas, I think Fastolph needs a 12 Step program. Here is an exchange  we had today in the car, while waiting for Daddy to do some post officy business in the post office.<br \/>\nFastolph:&#8221;Can I have Mommyjuice?&#8221;<br \/>\nMe:&#8221;No, not now.&#8221;<br \/>\nFastolph:&#8221;But why? I yike it.&#8221;<br \/>\nMe:&#8221;Now is not a very good time, while we are waiting in the car.&#8221;<br \/>\nFastolph:&#8221;But I&#8217;m big.&#8221;<br \/>\nMe:thinking to self &#8220;uh, yeah&#8221;<br \/>\nFastolph:&#8221;Pweeeeze, it&#8217;s good for me.&#8221;<br \/>\nMe:&#8221;No, not now. You do not need Mommyjuice all the time.&#8221;<br \/>\nFastolph:sucks teeth and says &#8220;Oh!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AP Mommy Time to renew my subscription to The Compleat Mother. The AP people would think I am a good AP Mommy because I am still happily nursing Fastolph (who will be four 4\/22). I have been keeping his nursing down to once a day, but alas, I think Fastolph needs a 12 Step program.&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2003\/02\/ap-mommy-time-t\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">AP Mommy Time to renew<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=129"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}