{"id":1322,"date":"2004-06-19T13:24:57","date_gmt":"2004-06-19T18:24:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/?p=1322"},"modified":"2004-06-19T13:24:57","modified_gmt":"2004-06-19T18:24:57","slug":"st-anthony-hits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2004\/06\/st-anthony-hits\/","title":{"rendered":"St Anthony hits one out of the park"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Peony:<\/b>  Well, I unpacked all the bags but I couldn&#8217;t find <a href=\"http:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/archives\/016050.html\">those stamps that got lost.<\/a><br \/>\n<b>Posco (Peony&#8217;s husband):<\/b>  Well, that&#8217;s the way it goes, I guess.  Are you sure you don&#8217;t want to go out with me this afternoon?<br \/>\n<b>Peony:<\/b>  Honey, I really want to finish the laundry.  <suspicious>You&#8217;re going to the stamp store, aren&#8217;t you?<br \/>\n<b>Posco:<\/b> &#8230;.maybe.<br \/>\n<b>Peony:<\/b>  Hmmm.  Did I stick them in your book?  Think maybe they fell out of your book when we went to the beach?<br \/>\n<b>Posco:<\/b>  Oh, give it up, they&#8217;re lost.  <i>(starts backing car out)<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Peony<\/b> <i>thinks, signals to Posco to stop, runs up and taps on window<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Posco<\/b> <i>rolls down the window.<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Peony: <\/b> Sweetheart! I know you just told me, but what was the name of the beach?!<br \/>\n<b>Posco:<\/b>  Rocky Neck. <i>(sighs)<\/i>You&#8217;re going to call them, aren&#8217;t you?  Ok, See you later.<br \/>\n***<br \/>\n<b>Park ranger:<\/b>  Rocky Neck State Beach.<br \/>\n<b>Peony:<\/b>  Hi, we visited the beach on Wednesday, and I know this is a long shot, but did anyone turn in a paper bag with stamps in it?<br \/>\n<b>Park ranger:<\/b> Sure, let me go check&#8230;. let&#8217;s see here&#8230; <rummaging> Purchased at Cutesy-Poo Stamp Shoppe, Massachussetts?<br \/>\n<b>Peony:<\/b>  YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t wait to see the look on hubby&#8217;s face when I give him this news!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Peony: Well, I unpacked all the bags but I couldn&#8217;t find those stamps that got lost. Posco (Peony&#8217;s husband): Well, that&#8217;s the way it goes, I guess. Are you sure you don&#8217;t want to go out with me this afternoon? Peony: Honey, I really want to finish the laundry. You&#8217;re going to the stamp store,&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2004\/06\/st-anthony-hits\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">St Anthony hits one out of the park<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-peonyiana","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1322","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1322"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1322\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}