Hambet (mournfully): “Mommy, Mommy! My Bob underwear! It’s gone<\/i>!”
\nPeony: “Well, where did you put it?”
\nHambet: “I put it in the toilet and now it’s gone!”
\nWell, sure enough, he was not wearing the Bob underwear he was wearing last night, the toilet was running, and there was no underwear floating around. I am still wondering how this could have happened; this particular toilet has a very weak flush. I tried plunging, but didn’t have any success. Oh, how I hope I am not having to call a plumber later today. Please, please, please, let him just have been talking about something that happened a couple of weeks ago. (There had been a toilet training accident, and for some reason the sight of his underwear sitting in the toilet to be cleaned made a big impression — he was talking about it for days afterward; please please please don’t let him have tried it this morning…. )<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Hambet (mournfully): “Mommy, Mommy! My Bob underwear! It’s gone!” Peony: “Well, where did you put it?” Hambet: “I put it in the toilet and now it’s gone!” Well, sure enough, he was not wearing the Bob underwear he was wearing last night, the toilet was running, and there was no underwear floating around. I am… Continue reading Things you just do not want to hear first thing in the morning<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-parenting-and-family-life","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1436"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1436\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}