{"id":1521,"date":"2004-12-08T12:39:12","date_gmt":"2004-12-08T17:39:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/?p=1521"},"modified":"2004-12-08T12:39:12","modified_gmt":"2004-12-08T17:39:12","slug":"a-tween-ism-fro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2004\/12\/a-tween-ism-fro\/","title":{"rendered":"A Tween-ism From Rosey Posey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Pansy:<\/b> Rosey Posey, why are your feet naked?<br \/>\n<b>Rosey Posey:<\/b>They are not naked, they are simply uncovered.<br \/>\n<b>Pansy:<\/b> Well, where aare your socks?<br \/>\n<i>Pansy was wondering because a. it&#8217;s cold and b. if her socks are not on her feet, then they are probably strewn about somewhere&#8230;<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Rosey Posey<\/b>: Oh, they got wet, so they are on the stove getting warm.<br \/>\n<b>Pansy:<\/b> Oh, but aren&#8217;t your feet cold?<br \/>\n<b>Rosey Posey<\/b>: Well, no! They are just&#8230;unwarm!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pansy: Rosey Posey, why are your feet naked? Rosey Posey:They are not naked, they are simply uncovered. Pansy: Well, where aare your socks? Pansy was wondering because a. it&#8217;s cold and b. if her socks are not on her feet, then they are probably strewn about somewhere&#8230; Rosey Posey: Oh, they got wet, so they&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2004\/12\/a-tween-ism-fro\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A Tween-ism From Rosey Posey<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-parenting-and-family-life","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1521","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1521"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1521\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}