{"id":1707,"date":"2005-10-20T15:27:38","date_gmt":"2005-10-20T20:27:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/?p=1707"},"modified":"2005-10-20T15:27:38","modified_gmt":"2005-10-20T20:27:38","slug":"bratz-so-why-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2005\/10\/bratz-so-why-do\/","title":{"rendered":"Bratz: so why do you hate &#8217;em?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Dyspeptic Mutterings\" href=\"http:\/\/dprice.blogspot.com\/2005_10_01_dprice_archive.html#112965607786344442\">Dale Price hates Bratz.<\/a><br \/>\nPansy and Peony hate Bratz.  Even Rosey-Posey hates Bratz.<br \/>\nIn the interest of, let&#8217;s say, marketing research, what precisely do we hate about them?  There are so many reasons, I know.  Let&#8217;s list &#8217;em all:  the skanky clothes, the marketing to little girls, the whole it&#8217;s-all-about-the-mall concept&#8230;.<br \/>\nBut, you know, even if the Bratz underwent total makeovers of their soulz &#8212;  ditched their vinyl-headed boyfriendz, wore modest clothing, joined their school&#8217;s chapter of the Junior Engineering and Technical Society, started a chapter of Little Flowerz at their church and washed cars to pay their way to the next World Youth Day, and dropped the annoying habit of using &#8220;z&#8221; for &#8220;s&#8221; &#8212; even if they did all that, I still wouldn&#8217;t like them.  The giant eyes, enormous lips, teeny bodies and big feet&#8230; they&#8217;re just ugly dolls.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dale Price hates Bratz. Pansy and Peony hate Bratz. Even Rosey-Posey hates Bratz. In the interest of, let&#8217;s say, marketing research, what precisely do we hate about them? There are so many reasons, I know. Let&#8217;s list &#8217;em all: the skanky clothes, the marketing to little girls, the whole it&#8217;s-all-about-the-mall concept&#8230;. But, you know, even&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2005\/10\/bratz-so-why-do\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Bratz: so why do you hate &#8217;em?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1707","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-parenting-and-family-life","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1707","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1707"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1707\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}