{"id":1741,"date":"2006-01-30T12:47:01","date_gmt":"2006-01-30T17:47:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/?p=1741"},"modified":"2006-01-30T12:47:01","modified_gmt":"2006-01-30T17:47:01","slug":"i-hate-home-dep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2006\/01\/i-hate-home-dep\/","title":{"rendered":"I Hate Home Depot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They have the worst customer service in the world. Everytime I go there, it is always filled with people who know nothing about the products they are supposed to be selling-that is if you can get a hold of one.<br \/>\nLast year, they were supposed to repair my husband&#8217;s chain saw that he purchased there, and was thankfully under warranty. They fixed it wrong, and when they fixed it again, they lost it. Finally they called a week after he went to pick it up, to say they found it. When he returned, they could not find it for a half hour. I have tons of HD stories like this, so it is my fault for returning there.<br \/>\nToday I had a cut and simple chore. I went to the customer service desk, and when I finally got the attention of the woman behind the counter:<br \/>\n<b>Pansy<\/b>: Hi (<i>smiles<\/i>), do you have lye in stock?<br \/>\n<b>CSR:<\/b>(<i>bristles and speaks very loudly and very slowly<\/i>) IIiiii don&#8217;t know. That would be in the garden section which is mostly empty now, and I can&#8217;t guarentee it would even be there&#8230;<br \/>\n<b>Pansy:<\/b> Um, OK.(<i>baffled&#8230;considers walking away, but just had to ask<\/i>)Why would lye be in the garden section?<br \/>\n<b>CSR:<\/b> Lye! Lye! Isn&#8217;t that what you put in a garden?<br \/>\n<b>Pansy:<\/b> (<i>Even more baffled, and resists the urge to say &#8220;no, you are thinking of <u>lime<\/u> which is calcium chloride, I am looking for <u>lye<\/u> which is sodium hydroxide&#8221; but figured I would sound like a smart ass, because if I said that, my purpose would to be a smart ass&#8230;<\/i>)No, it is what you pour down a drain&#8230;<br \/>\n<b>CSR:<\/b> Well Honey, what you are looking for is (<i>long, and slowly again<\/i>) <u>draaaaiiinnnn cleeaaner<\/u>(<i>at this point, the woman thinks I am nuts for wanting to put calcium chloride down my drains&#8230;<\/i>). That would be in the &#8220;plumbing&#8221; section.<br \/>\n(Incidentally, I looked down the wrong aisle in the plumbing section, but with my husband&#8217;s aid, not the CSR&#8217;s I did find the right aisle.)<br \/>\nPeople annoy the heck out of me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They have the worst customer service in the world. Everytime I go there, it is always filled with people who know nothing about the products they are supposed to be selling-that is if you can get a hold of one. Last year, they were supposed to repair my husband&#8217;s chain saw that he purchased there,&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2006\/01\/i-hate-home-dep\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I Hate Home Depot<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1741","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pansyiana","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1741","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1741"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1741\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}