{"id":1742,"date":"2006-01-30T13:04:55","date_gmt":"2006-01-30T18:04:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/?p=1742"},"modified":"2006-01-30T13:04:55","modified_gmt":"2006-01-30T18:04:55","slug":"design-on-a-dim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2006\/01\/design-on-a-dim\/","title":{"rendered":"Design on a <strike>Dime<\/strike> Food Stamp"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our new apartment has a pathetic, little bathroom. I went right to work sewing a matching curtain and sink skirt set to liven it up. My sewing machine is calld a Singer IZEK, which means the stitch controls are actually programmed on a Gameboy game, and the Gameboy hooks up to the sewing machine.<br \/>\nMy husband put the game away for me from a place I knew where it was, so I wouldn&#8217;t lose it, and lost it, so the project was on hold for awhile until he found the game. While we were waiting, I had all the materials I needed-thread, fabric, and velcro to hang the sink skirt up on the sink. The kids got hold of the velcro, and one day while I was looking under the couch for something, I saw the roll of velcro there. I figured &#8220;oh good, now I know where it is&#8221; and left it there. If it was hidden,  so know one else should have been inclined to bother it, and I knew where it was for future reference. I am not one to store things under the couch, I just really did not have a free hand at that moment to put it away-away.<br \/>\nMy hubby found the Gameboy game, so I proceeded to finish the sink skirt. When it was all done, and I was ready to hang it up. I looked under the couch, and the velcro was gone! I called my husband and asked if he saw it.<br \/>\n&#8220;Yeah,&#8221; he said&#8221;I put it with your sewing stuff.&#8221;<br \/>\nMy sewing stuff! Who would have thunk!There he goes again, disturbing the careful balance of my sewing things! I plunge into one of my sewing boxes, and there it is! I proceeded to take it out of the package and start to unroll it-there is only one side! I look at the package and it says on the bottom along with &#8220;SELF STICK!&#8221; &#8220;HOOK ONLY!&#8221;<br \/>\nHook only? Wha? Why would anyone want that? Was this like some kind of mortification task? &#8220;I could use this velcro if I had the other side, but since I don&#8217;t, I&#8217;ll stare at it, let it annoy me, and offer it up!&#8221;I know, there are probably lots of uses for hook only, but right at that moment, I could care less.<br \/>\nAfter all that nonsense and finally finishing the darn thing, I wanted it up.I knew if I didn&#8217;t put it up, I ran the risk of my husband putting it away. I did the next best thing-got out my husband&#8217;s wide roll of masking tape, made lots of donuts and taped the stupid thing on until I got velcro the next day.<br \/>\nRosey Posey&#8217;s reply to this was &#8220;Mom, that looks nice, but taping it on-that&#8217;s so ghetto.&#8221;<br \/>\nYep.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our new apartment has a pathetic, little bathroom. I went right to work sewing a matching curtain and sink skirt set to liven it up. My sewing machine is calld a Singer IZEK, which means the stitch controls are actually programmed on a Gameboy game, and the Gameboy hooks up to the sewing machine. My&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2006\/01\/design-on-a-dim\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Design on a <strike>Dime<\/strike> Food Stamp<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1742","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-homekeeping","category-pansyiana","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1742","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1742"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1742\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1742"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1742"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1742"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}