{"id":1795,"date":"2006-06-09T04:57:43","date_gmt":"2006-06-09T09:57:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/?p=1795"},"modified":"2006-06-09T04:57:43","modified_gmt":"2006-06-09T09:57:43","slug":"kids-why-have-e","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2006\/06\/kids-why-have-e\/","title":{"rendered":"Kids! Why Have &#8216;Em?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday my dryer decided to stop working. Do you know what a handicap that is? I have to do at least two loads a day, or else I feel like the Dirty Laundry House. And there is no clothes line happening outside with the rain, rain, and more rain.<br \/>\nThe last load that managed to get done was my bedsheets. Oh how I love the first day of nice, fresh, clean bedsheets. My normal routine is to do everyone&#8217;s sheets on Fridays-wash them and remake the beds, but I have been doing them whenever as I have not had the energy to make lots of beds in one day. But today I got around to our sheets.<br \/>\nLittle Fredegar climbed into bed with me this evening, and at first I didn&#8217;t know he had a piece of pie crust. When he fell alseep, I saw his little fist, and looked into it, and there was the pie crust piece. I threw it out, but must have missed some because I felt crumbs under him all night. Now let me tell you, there are few things worse feeling than that, such as: red ants biting your feet, throwing up, or a colonsocopy. It&#8217;s up there. Not too mention it&#8217;s just gross. I am often amazed how my kids don&#8217;t automatically bring roaches (and oh so grateful to God).<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t wash my sheets until the <u>friggin&#8217; Sears repairman comes at the first available appointment-<b>next Wednesday<\/b><\/u>. Yes, I can vacuum the sheets, or wash stuff and take it the laundrymat or whatever, or something equally annoying. But <b>annoying<\/b> is the operative word here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday my dryer decided to stop working. Do you know what a handicap that is? I have to do at least two loads a day, or else I feel like the Dirty Laundry House. And there is no clothes line happening outside with the rain, rain, and more rain. The last load that managed to&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2006\/06\/kids-why-have-e\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Kids! Why Have &#8216;Em?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-homekeeping","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1795"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1795\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}