{"id":1970,"date":"2007-01-23T00:28:29","date_gmt":"2007-01-23T05:28:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/?p=1970"},"modified":"2007-01-23T00:28:29","modified_gmt":"2007-01-23T05:28:29","slug":"new-grandmas-pl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2007\/01\/new-grandmas-pl\/","title":{"rendered":"New Grandmas, Please Apply"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why does this bother me? I knew it would happen. I expected it, yet I am still surprised. I sent my grandmother some of the pictures from the Baptism because she couldn&#8217;t make the trip (&#8220;Oh Pansy, I can&#8217;t come! I am too sick!&#8221;). She said it: &#8220;Oh Pansy, I can&#8217;t believe all the weight you gained! Your father said you look good, but <i>I<\/i> couldn&#8217;t get over it!&#8221; Lady, please, get over it. I know I am not <a href=\"http:\/\/thesuperficial.com\/2007\/01\/gisele_bundchen_judges_anorexi.html\">Gisele Bundchen<\/a>, but dang! Who the heck tells a woman with a 4-week old baby how startled they are by her weight gain? Isn&#8217;t that in line with telling a nine-year old who just lost their parents in a car accident &#8220;Sucks to be you! Christmas just won&#8217;t be the same from now on, huh?&#8221;<br \/>\nI am in good company. She said &#8220;Oh, your father, <i>my son<\/i>, he looks like such a natural born priest in those pictures. Too bad he&#8217;s not a priest, just a deacon.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/dani72\/360687477\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/161\/360687477_e71177b7ea_m.jpg\" width=\"159\" height=\"240\" alt=\"350499054_74f40423c8_b\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nI don&#8217;t know why she gets to me so much, it&#8217;s always the same ole, same ole. Oddly, the more I know how she will react, the more it irritates me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why does this bother me? I knew it would happen. I expected it, yet I am still surprised. I sent my grandmother some of the pictures from the Baptism because she couldn&#8217;t make the trip (&#8220;Oh Pansy, I can&#8217;t come! I am too sick!&#8221;). She said it: &#8220;Oh Pansy, I can&#8217;t believe all the weight&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2007\/01\/new-grandmas-pl\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">New Grandmas, Please Apply<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1970","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fruitless-complaining","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1970","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1970"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1970\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}