{"id":2271,"date":"2009-02-12T18:29:40","date_gmt":"2009-02-12T23:29:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/?p=2271"},"modified":"2009-02-12T18:29:40","modified_gmt":"2009-02-12T23:29:40","slug":"oh-the-strange","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2009\/02\/oh-the-strange\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, the strange things little people say"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Fredegar:<\/b> (age 4) Mommy, is that your baby?<br \/>\n<b>Pansy:<\/b>Yes<br \/>\n<b>Fredegar:<\/b>He&#8217;s so cute! Mommy?<br \/>\n<b>Pansy:<\/b> What?<br \/>\n<b>Fredegar:<\/b> He&#8217;s eating your boobie.<br \/>\n<i>walks away<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fredegar: (age 4) Mommy, is that your baby? Pansy:Yes Fredegar:He&#8217;s so cute! Mommy? Pansy: What? Fredegar: He&#8217;s eating your boobie. walks away<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pansyiana","category-parenting-and-family-life","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}