{"id":2293,"date":"2009-03-25T19:52:55","date_gmt":"2009-03-26T00:52:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/?p=2293"},"modified":"2009-03-25T19:52:55","modified_gmt":"2009-03-26T00:52:55","slug":"poscos-new-glas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2009\/03\/poscos-new-glas\/","title":{"rendered":"Posco&#8217;s New Glasses!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/dani72\/3386390324\/\" title=\"Ian's new glasses by daniella_caterina, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3544\/3386390324_07ab556f2c_m.jpg\" width=\"240\" height=\"229\" alt=\"Ian's new glasses\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nApparently Posco is near sighted. Who knew? This is why when people would pitch baseballs at him, he couldn&#8217;t catch them.<br \/>\nI told him he looks like that kid. &#8220;What kid?&#8221; he asked. You know, the one from Sesame Street. You know how in Sesame Street, there is always some normalesque,intelligent-looking, ethnic, teenage friend. Elmo will be in front of Hooper&#8217;s Store looking all forlorn and Posco will enter stage right and ask &#8220;What&#8217;s wrong Elmo?&#8221; And Elmo will explain how he can&#8217;t pick the right color construction paper to make a card for Maria (is she still there?) for, I don&#8217;t know, Recycling Day. And Posco picks a green piece of paper because recycling is green while he sings an educational jingle about the importance of recycling in English and in Spanish and Elmo says &#8220;Thank you Posco! Elmo happy now. And from now on, Elmo is going to recycle all his plastic apple juice bottles!&#8221; and then eats a crayon or something.<br \/>\nAfter I told this to my son, he just looked at me and blinked. He has no imagination.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently Posco is near sighted. Who knew? This is why when people would pitch baseballs at him, he couldn&#8217;t catch them. I told him he looks like that kid. &#8220;What kid?&#8221; he asked. You know, the one from Sesame Street. You know how in Sesame Street, there is always some normalesque,intelligent-looking, ethnic, teenage friend. Elmo&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2009\/03\/poscos-new-glas\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Posco&#8217;s New Glasses!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2293","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pansyiana","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2293","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2293"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2293\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}