{"id":2301,"date":"2009-04-04T10:31:02","date_gmt":"2009-04-04T15:31:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/?p=2301"},"modified":"2009-04-04T10:31:02","modified_gmt":"2009-04-04T15:31:02","slug":"overheard-in-th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2009\/04\/overheard-in-th\/","title":{"rendered":"Overheard in the Upstate Moss Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Rosey Posey<\/b>: No Mom, wait, do go in there. You don&#8217;t really want to go in there!<br \/>\n<b>Pansy:<\/b> Stop yes! I do! I haven&#8217;t seen <i>Lord of the Rings<\/i> in a long time. And I want to see it in the living room so I can watch it with surround sound.<br \/>\n<b>Rosey Posey<\/b>: Surround soun-what? Are you kidding me? What are you, a man? What do you care about surround sound?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rosey Posey: No Mom, wait, do go in there. You don&#8217;t really want to go in there! Pansy: Stop yes! I do! I haven&#8217;t seen Lord of the Rings in a long time. And I want to see it in the living room so I can watch it with surround sound. Rosey Posey: Surround soun-what?&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2009\/04\/overheard-in-th\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Overheard in the Upstate Moss Home<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pansyiana","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2301"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2301\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}