{"id":2354,"date":"2009-06-25T16:37:50","date_gmt":"2009-06-25T21:37:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/?p=2354"},"modified":"2009-06-25T16:37:50","modified_gmt":"2009-06-25T21:37:50","slug":"nabbed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2009\/06\/nabbed\/","title":{"rendered":"Nabbed!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rosey Posey thought she could get away with it. My husband keeps a few fun things in the freezer for times when I&#8217;m hungry&#8230;(and watches me eat them but doesn&#8217;t join me because they are &#8220;fattening&#8221;). Things like these <a href=\"http:\/\/www.perdue.com\/products\/product_detail.html?category_id=41&#038;id=361\">frozen chicken nuggets<\/a>. Of course with a house full, you have to sneak these, or eat them late. Rosey Posey tried, but Berylla can sense treats a mile away:<br \/>\n<b>Berylla:<\/b>  Whatcha doin&#8217;? Eating <i>chicken?<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Rosey Posey:<\/b>Um&#8230;no. The bag is empty and I&#8217;m just um&#8230;throwing it away.<br \/>\nMoves to the garbage can and holds it over.<br \/>\nBerylla watches intently.<br \/>\n<b>Berylla:<\/b> Go ahead. Throw it out.<br \/>\nRosey Posey, defeated: Oh, never mind.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s easy to stay thin in a house with many siblings.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rosey Posey thought she could get away with it. My husband keeps a few fun things in the freezer for times when I&#8217;m hungry&#8230;(and watches me eat them but doesn&#8217;t join me because they are &#8220;fattening&#8221;). Things like these frozen chicken nuggets. Of course with a house full, you have to sneak these, or eat&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2009\/06\/nabbed\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Nabbed!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-parenting-and-family-life","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2354"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2354\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}