{"id":2453,"date":"2010-01-30T18:58:31","date_gmt":"2010-01-30T23:58:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/?p=2453"},"modified":"2010-01-30T18:58:31","modified_gmt":"2010-01-30T23:58:31","slug":"naral-the-music","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2010\/01\/naral-the-music\/","title":{"rendered":"NARAL:  The Musical!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With lyrics by <a href=\"http:\/\/trousered-ape.blogspot.com\/2010_01_01_archive.html#6992404379219449720\">Bob the Trousered Ape:<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>It started with <a href=\"http:\/\/darwincatholic.blogspot.com\/2010\/01\/whose-problem-is-that.html\">a post at Drawin Catholic<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I&#8217;m darkly amused by the picture of a pro-abortion counter-protestor to the March For Life carrying a sign which says, &#8220;Won&#8217;t Get Laid Without Roe v. Wade&#8221;. Why, precisely, does the bearer think that anyone else should be worried by this?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>In the comments, then, one <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/14607703830461449390\">Kyle R. Cupp opined<\/a>, &#8220;Such rhythm, such rhyme! Her sign could start the chorus of a hit pop song.&#8221;<br \/>\nLike waving catnip in front of a cat&#8230;<br \/>\n<em>I\u2019m a girl with great ambition,<br \/>\nDreaming of a high position:<br \/>\nWho would date a quarterback, a movie star, a politician;<br \/>\nBut they don\u2019t get a chance<br \/>\nOf a glance<br \/>\nInto my pants<br \/>\nUnless they meet my one condition,Which is:<br \/>\nThey don\u2019t get laid,<br \/>\nNo they don\u2019t get laid,<br \/>\nThey don\u2019t get laid without Roe v. Wade!<\/em>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With lyrics by Bob the Trousered Ape: It started with a post at Drawin Catholic: I&#8217;m darkly amused by the picture of a pro-abortion counter-protestor to the March For Life carrying a sign which says, &#8220;Won&#8217;t Get Laid Without Roe v. Wade&#8221;. Why, precisely, does the bearer think that anyone else should be worried by&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2010\/01\/naral-the-music\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">NARAL:  The Musical!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,3,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-around-st-blogs","category-fun-and-games","category-life-issues","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2453"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2453\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}