{"id":250,"date":"2003-03-13T19:15:37","date_gmt":"2003-03-14T00:15:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/?p=250"},"modified":"2003-03-13T19:15:37","modified_gmt":"2003-03-14T00:15:37","slug":"looking-for-ide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2003\/03\/looking-for-ide\/","title":{"rendered":"Looking for ideas for a"},"content":{"rendered":"

Looking for ideas for a nom de blog<\/i>?<\/b>
\nBummed that Peony and Pansy Moss are already taken? Perhaps this might help, from an email sent to me by another mommy:<\/p>\n

In the children’s book, Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants<\/i> by Dave Pilkey, the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.
\nUse the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
\na = poopsie
\nb = lumpy
\nc = buttercup
\nd = gidget
\ne = crusty
\nf = greasy
\ng = fluffy
\nh = cheeseball
\ni = chim-chim
\nj = stinky
\nk = flunky
\nl = boobie
\nm = pinky
\nn = zippy
\no = goober
\np = doofus
\nq = slimy
\nr = loopy
\ns = snotty
\nt = tulefel
\nu = dorkey
\nv = squeezit
\nw = Oprah
\nx = skipper
\ny = dinky
\nz = zsa-zsa
\nUse the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
\na = apple
\nb = toilet
\nc = giggle
\nd = burger
\ne = girdle
\nf = barf
\ng = lizard
\nh = waffle
\ni = cootie
\nj = monkey
\nk = potty
\nl = liver
\nm = banana
\nn = rhino
\no = bubble
\np = hamster
\nq = toad
\nr = gizzard
\ns = pizza
\nt = gerbil
\nu = chicken
\nv = pickle
\nw = chuckle
\nx = tofu
\ny = gorilla
\nz = stinker
\nUse the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
\na = head
\nb = mouth
\nc = face
\nd = nose
\ne = tush
\nf = breath
\ng = pants
\nh = shorts
\ni = lips
\nj = honker
\nk = butt
\nl = brain
\nm = tushie
\nn = chunks
\no = hiney
\np = biscuits
\nq = toes
\nr = buns
\ns = fanny
\nt = sniffer
\nu = sprinkles
\nv = kisser
\nw = squirt
\nx = humperdinck
\ny = brains
\nz = juice<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

So if Peony Moss ever wears thin, I could become Chim-chim Chickenface. And we could continue to plug the parenting books of Crusty Bubbleface.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Looking for ideas for a nom de blog? Bummed that Peony and Pansy Moss are already taken? Perhaps this might help, from an email sent to me by another mommy: In the children’s book, Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants by Dave Pilkey, the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.… Continue reading Looking for ideas for a<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=250"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}