{"id":516,"date":"2003-06-04T12:33:40","date_gmt":"2003-06-04T17:33:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/?p=516"},"modified":"2003-06-04T12:33:40","modified_gmt":"2003-06-04T17:33:40","slug":"my-house-has-be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2003\/06\/my-house-has-be\/","title":{"rendered":"My house has been taken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>My house has been taken over by a robot with a rake<\/b><br \/>\nI made the mistake of showing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.victorlams.com\/etc\/2003_06_01_etcarchive.html#95224007\">Victor&#8217;s new animated short<\/a> to little Hambet.  Now, every time he sees me sit down at the computer, he comes running up asking, &#8220;Fahmuh Joe?  Please?  Fahmuh Joe?&#8221;  And since Hambet is two, one viewing is not enough.  No, we must have an endless loop of Farmer Joe.  It&#8217;s especially bad today since Hambet is a little under the weather &#8212; he&#8217;s too irritable to sleep, too irritable to play.  About all he can manage is sitting on my lap watching Farmer Joe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My house has been taken over by a robot with a rake I made the mistake of showing Victor&#8217;s new animated short to little Hambet. Now, every time he sees me sit down at the computer, he comes running up asking, &#8220;Fahmuh Joe? Please? Fahmuh Joe?&#8221; And since Hambet is two, one viewing is not&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2003\/06\/my-house-has-be\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My house has been taken<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=516"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}