{"id":571,"date":"2003-06-23T19:37:36","date_gmt":"2003-06-24T00:37:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/?p=571"},"modified":"2003-06-23T19:37:36","modified_gmt":"2003-06-24T00:37:36","slug":"so-hows-the-wea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2003\/06\/so-hows-the-wea\/","title":{"rendered":"So, how&#8217;s the weather? A"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>So, how&#8217;s the weather?<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A gentleman died and found himself at the end of a long line.  He saw at the head of the line some entering the pearly gates while others were being cast into a fiery hell by Satan.  He observed both for a while and noticed that Satan would place a few individuals into a seperate pile.  Curious, he dropped out of line and walked over.  &#8220;Excuse me, Mr. Prince of Darkness, but why are some being set aside?&#8221;  The evil one gave him a snide look and replied, &#8220;Oh, those??  They&#8217;re from Maryland.  Still too wet to burn.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/exceptionalmarriages.com\/weblog\/BlogDetail.asp?ID=7770\">Rachel Watkins of HMS Blog<\/a> for this joke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, how&#8217;s the weather? A gentleman died and found himself at the end of a long line. He saw at the head of the line some entering the pearly gates while others were being cast into a fiery hell by Satan. He observed both for a while and noticed that Satan would place a few&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2003\/06\/so-hows-the-wea\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">So, how&#8217;s the weather? A<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=571"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}