{"id":720,"date":"2003-09-05T08:04:52","date_gmt":"2003-09-05T13:04:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/?p=720"},"modified":"2003-09-05T08:04:52","modified_gmt":"2003-09-05T13:04:52","slug":"abandon-all-hop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/2003\/09\/abandon-all-hop\/","title":{"rendered":"Abandon all hope… KMartCircle I"},"content":{"rendered":"

Abandon all hope…<\/strong><\/p>\n

\n

KMart<\/b>
Circle I Limbo<\/p>\n

Republicans, Democrats<\/b>
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind<\/p>\n

Hipsters<\/b>
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow<\/p>\n

Bill Clinton, Hillary Rodham Clinton<\/b>
Circle IV Rolling Weights<\/p>\n

PETA Members<\/b>
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled<\/p>\n

River Styx<\/p>\n

Katharine Graham<\/b>
Circle VI Buried for Eternity<\/p>\n

River Phlegyas<\/p>\n

The Jesus Seminar<\/b>
Circle VII Burning Sands<\/p>\n

Jean-Jacques Rousseau<\/b>
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement<\/p>\n

NAMBLA Members<\/b>
Circle IX Frozen in Ice<\/p>\n

Design your own hell<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Thanks to Michelle <\/a>for this link.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Abandon all hope… KMartCircle I Limbo Republicans, DemocratsCircle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind HipstersCircle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow Bill Clinton, Hillary Rodham ClintonCircle IV Rolling Weights PETA MembersCircle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled River Styx Katharine GrahamCircle VI Buried for Eternity River Phlegyas The Jesus SeminarCircle VII Burning Sands… Continue reading Abandon all hope… KMartCircle I<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-720","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/720","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=720"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/720\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=720"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=720"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/moss-place.stblogs.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=720"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}