Times Against Humanity brings us glad tidings indeed:
A recent study published in the Danish medical review, Dagens Medicin, reports that women who choose a glass of wine over beer or spirits are more likely to conceive babies.
And the good news gets even better!
According to the research, directed by Mette Juhl of the Danish state serology institute, Statens Serum Institut, the women least likely to conceive children were those who drank no alcohol whatsoever….
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker – Ogden Nash.