More Rosey-Poseyisms

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1. That sounds about right. However, he does seem to like me more than he used to. I get less of the evil glares that make him look like he’s plotting something.

2. Bwaaa haaaa haaaa haaaa!
   We’re not quite there yet, McKid is only 2 1/2, but she does say the *oddest* things. Yesterday, it was:
   “Mommy Terry, Which do you like better? Iced tea or potties?”
   I’m not sure I know the answer to that.

3. Oh, have you been to my house lately? lol Of course with me, this always happens right after I have settled on the couch with a good book, have begun balancing the checkbook, or have a huge load of laundry in my hands.

4. My fifteen year old does the “Can you bring me something to eat?” “Can I have a glass of milk with a straw?” stuff.
   My two year old says, “I crying.”
   Me: “Why are you crying?”
   Him: “Because I crying.”
   Me: “Why do you want to do that?”
   Him: “Because yes.”

5. Oh, Nancy, it must be a two year old thing:
   Me: WHY did you do that?
   McKid: Because I did!
   Well, now there’s an answer to love.

6. He must not understand the Why question, but he asks it all the time.
   “Whazzat?”
   “That’s a school bus.”
   “Why?”
   “Whozzat?”
   “That’s a man.”
   “Why?”
   “What sound giraffe make?”
   “I don’t think a giraffe makes a sound.”
   “Why?”
   “Because it just doesn’t.”
   “Why?”
   “Where Daddy go?”
   “Daddy’s at work.”
   “Why?”
   “So he can make money to buy food to feed us.”
   “Why?”
   “Because your sister eats 3 jars a pepperoncini a week and you’re a muffin addict.”
   “Why?”
   “Heaven only knows!”

7. at our house gabby’s going through the “but i WANN it” phase.
   “i wann ice keem.”
   “we don’t have any, honey.”
   “but i wann it.”
   “well, we don’t have any.”
   “but i waannnnnn it!”
   i wonder if that would work any better with the bank.
   “i want a million dollars.”
   “but you can’t have it.”
   “but i waannnnnn it!”

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