Overheard in the Upstate Moss Home

Rosey Posey: No Mom, wait, do go in there. You don’t really want to go in there!
Pansy: Stop yes! I do! I haven’t seen Lord of the Rings in a long time. And I want to see it in the living room so I can watch it with surround sound.
Rosey Posey: Surround soun-what? Are you kidding me? What are you, a man? What do you care about surround sound?