Posco’s New Glasses!

Apparently Posco is near sighted. Who knew? This is why when people would pitch baseballs at him, he couldn’t catch them. I told him he looks like that kid. “What kid?” he asked. You know, the one from Sesame Street. You know how in Sesame Street, there is always some normalesque,intelligent-looking, ethnic, teenage friend. Elmo… Continue reading Posco’s New Glasses!

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The Love of Money is the Root of All Evil

Abortions, Vasectomies Increase as Economic Woes Continue Doctors and clinics are reporting that many women are choosing abortions and men are having vasectomies because they cannot afford a child. Planned Parenthood of Illinois clinics performed an all-time high number of abortions in January, many of them motivated by the women’s economic worries, said CEO Steve… Continue reading The Love of Money is the Root of All Evil

And another thing: Special Olympics bowlers ain’t no joke

He’s obviously never met Kolan McConiughey, a mentally disabled man considered one of the nation’s top Special Olympics bowlers, with five perfect games to his credit. He’d like to go to the White House and show the president a thing or two about how to roll strikes. “He bowled a 129. I bowl a 300.… Continue reading And another thing: Special Olympics bowlers ain’t no joke

In Contrast

to last night’s knee slapper, Sarah Palin’s thoughts about the Special Olympics.

I’d change my name

From the NY Times: Mr. Ponzi, 65, is a retired businessman living in Watervliet, N.Y., near Albany. He has the same name as, but is not related to, the con man, who died in 1949. When he was younger, Mr. Ponzi said by phone, people often asked if he was connected to the swindler. “Then… Continue reading I’d change my name