Peony: Just to make it clear, we're not getting a dog. But if we did get a dog, and we're not, it's going to be one of these dogs. (Shows husband the new Lands' End catalog with the Boston Terrier on the front.)
Posco: You want a dog with antlers?
Peony: I don't want a dog, and this one is just wearing a costume. But if I did want a dog, I would want one of these little black and white ones. Without the antlers. And I could name her Bellatrix!
Posco: Great! I know what you're getting for Christmas.
Peony: No! I don't want a dog. I just wanted to show you which one I would want if I did.
Posco: Bellatrix. But what if it's a boy dog?
Peony: It would be a girl dog. So I could name her Bellatrix.
Posco: And what kind of dog is that?
Peony: A Boston Terrier.
Posco: Well, if she's a Boston Terrier, you'd have to name her Bellertrix, wouldn't you?
