Talking Pictures: December 2004 Archives

Steven has such an endearing request: He is asking us readers of the Aubrey-Maturin series why we like the books.

I'll be coming back to this question myself over the next few weeks. Meanwhile, I'm going to cross-post a review I did of the recent film that touches on some of the things I like about the books.


This was originally posted at Popcorn Critics on February 27, 2004

It's a rare occasion that I get to see a movie in the theater, and a really rare occasion that I get to go with my husband (this was the first movie we've seen together in an actual theater since January 2001!) My husband and I both like historical movies; I am also on my first reading through the Patrick O'Brian series that inspired the books (and am completely enthralled.) So I was pleased that we were able to get out and see this on the big screen.

I liked it okay, but I was disappointed. I wanted to like it more.

As far as spectacle and entertainment value, if you like sea spray and dramatic helicopter shots and storms and meticulous attention to costumes and period detail and lots and lots of battle, then this is the movie for you. The movie is a cracking good adventure. It does an amazing job of evoking what life must have been like on a crowded, dangerous ship, and showing us the bravery and resourcefulness of the men who sailed those ships.

But in the O'Brian books, the adventure is only the beginning. Their special appeal is in wit, their humor, their depiction of the human drama, and it's here that the movie almost completely fails. It's a shame, because the casting of the secondary characters -- Pullings, Bonden, Killick, Padeen, each with their own vivid little quirks -- is spot-on. I was laughing out loud at some of the little jokes and perfections. But the heart of the books, the friendship between Captain Jack Aubrey and Dr Stephen Maturin, is completely lost.

A big part of the problem is the inappropriate casting of the two leads. Russell Crowe's Aubrey is 100% action hero, with none of Jack's Aubrey's goofy charm. He might have come closer, though, with a different Maturin. Paul Bettany is physically wrong for the part -- tall, fair, youthful and handsome instead of short, dark, and mysterious. Maturin's Irish accent seems to have gotten lost somewhere too, as well as his gift for languages.

The affection between the two characters is nowhere to be seen. They are seen together at their music, but we are shown none of the funny little exchanges between the two, so that when we are treated to a favorite line from the books, such as one of Aubrey's mangled proverbs, the humor is lost and it makes no sense. Many of their scenes together end up instead as cheesy little debates that strongly reminded me of a different captain and a different doctor: Dammit, Jim! You can't keep cracking on like this! Hang Starfleet, Bones -- I know what I'm doing!

Part of the problem is that the movie is a sort of careless puree of at least four books chosen from the first two-thirds of the series, combined with some schmaltzy Hollywoodish additions, which means that many of the characters' words and actions make no sense. Jack comes up with tactics that we are asked to believe are totally new ideas, but in fact have been part of his bag of tricks from the very first book. Stephen, in particular, comes out with some howlers -- questions that make sense when he asked them in the third book but not in the eighth, and speeches that make him seem like an amnesia victim who has forgotten that he is on a ship of the Royal Navy. And yet we are asked to believe that he knows his way around this ship and is an experienced ship's doctor. Instead of coming off as a lovable absent-minded professor type ("What a fellow you are, Stephen") he seems arrogant and obtusely self-centered.

Another reason it's hard to like these characters is that it's hard to catch their names. The movie is action, action, action from the first scene, and introductions to the characters is not a priority, yet we've got about ten people in the gunroom we're supposed to keep straight. You thought keeping your LOTR characters in order was difficult? At the end of the movie I was still unclear as to who was a lieutenant and who was a mid, and what some of their names were -- and I've read the books!

Dialogue can be hard to catch, as well, in part because of the thick English accents and in part because of all the stuff going on. Subtitles on the DVD (which is supposed to come out next month) might be helpful for some.

The pretentious Hollywoodisms got annoying quickly. The swelling sad music when the captain must make a dreadful decision, the affecting farewell between two friends when you Just Know one of them's not going to make it back (just like the red-shirted ensign on that other captain's ship).... For all this movie's loving attention to grimy detail, someone forgot that it's unlikely that a cello left propped on a chair, balanced on a peg, is going to stay that way through three days on a sailing ship. And as for the cheesy music at the ending, it's a good think I didn't buy a soda, because I'd have been sorely tempted to heave it at the screen.

I hear Russell Crowe wants to do a sequel. I'm not holding my breath; at this writing the movie is still $30 million in the red. If there is a sequel, I hope they recast Stephen and get a little more organized. I wonder if it's even possible to capture these books in a single feature film. Maybe A&E could take a crack at a miniseries someday.

So, overall, a good movie, but one that should have been better. If you enjoy this movie and are inspired to try the books, it's all to the good.

If you want to give the books a try, please allow me to suggest starting with Master and Commander and following quickly with Post Captain.

I didn't like it. Well, let me start with the positives. The kids were cute and liked the way they interacted with each other in the story. They stood up for each other and got along. That was the plus.

The negative was Jim Carrey's character was characterised in one interview as "evil but likeable" which was what they were going for. I didn't like this. Count Olaf was a murderer, materialistic, and he attempted to marry his 14 year old ward to get money. There was nothing funny or likeable here at all. I found the story a bit too creepy for children.

The set was also very dark, like the Batman movies, which to me was also too creepy for kids.

The plot started developing mysteries and questions which were never answered. I hate that.

So I didn't like this movie except for the interesting costumes. I think Hollywood really thought they have a winner on their hands (which they very well might by theeir standards) judging from the all star cast. It stars Jim Carrey, Jude Law, Meryl Streep and has cameos by Luiz Guzman, Cedric the Entertainer, Catherine O'Hara and Dustin Hoffman to name a few.

Maybe I would like it better if it were not a kid's movie.

Sometimes Hollywood gets it right

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I've taken kind of a shine to the new Fox show House (it's on tonight.) It's a pretty formulaic medical show (with some real howlers in the fact-checking department); the twist is that the main character, who is supposed to be a physician with an uncanny talent for diagnosing obscure illnesses, is also a rude, cynical misanthrope. Hugh Laurie plays the misanthrope, and is just amazing. Come for his performance, stay for the allusions to two great literary detectives, ignore the rest as you please.

So I've been watching this show, and I know Victor's been tuning in too. Unfortunately neither of us got around to blogging last week's surprisingly good episode. So allow me to refer you to S.T. Karnick's article in NRO today: Must-Believe TV: Christianity gets a fair shake:

...the [nuns] are portrayed as far more complex and intelligent than one might have expected. Both their ideas and their personal histories are quite sophisticated, and in the case of the one stricken by illness, the revelations of her many past sins show not hypocrisy but the redemptive power of religious faith. The nuns argue quite evenly with Dr. House, and though he usually wins through the sheer force of his great intellect and even greater will, the emptiness in his soul becomes increasingly clear. His doubts in his own abilities suggest that for this man, science is not enough.

Throughout all of this, Christmas is prominent in the background. It is Advent, and the hospital staff members are reacting in various ways appropriate to their characters. Dr. House, in particular, increasingly reveals a loneliness and personal despair that has been strongly hinted at in previous episodes. The context, however, points the viewer inexorably toward a spiritual explanation of his problem: Dr. House is a lost soul who desperately needs to find some transcendent meaning to his life. Though he claims to be a strict materialist, his frequent references to Dante's Circles of Hell suggest what is really troubling him.

(The episode also has a neat reference to the Seven Deadly Sins.)

I do have a couple of quibbles; for example, Karnick writes, "though [House] usually wins through the sheer force of his great intellect and even greater will"; but the way I saw it, House actually doesn't do too well against the nuns. They have his number, and he doesn't even know it. In one argument, when the nun is getting a little too close to the truth, he only "wins" by rudely breaking off the conversation; later, in another, he is stunned into silence. But all in all, I thought it was not only fair (which is rare enough) but showed the nuns as being intelligent and good (!) without being sentimental.

Christmas Movies-What's Your Fav?

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So my kids were whining at me about how we do not have enough Christmas movies. I made a mental inventory out loud as to what we had:
The Santa Claus
Home Alone
Veggie Tales: The Toy That Saved Christmas
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
And the Nest family video on the Nativity.
Yeah, pretty pathetic. I also have While You Were Sleeping. Posco objected because none of those videos are really about Christmas and Baby Jesus. Rosey Posey tried to make it seem better by stating that not everyone is Catholic, so you can't expect them all to watch Baby Jesus Christmas movies. Buzz-wrong answer! But we won't go there because we did that to death this afternoon.

Anywho, my Christmas DVD Library is very pathetic, considering none of those are even DVD's, so I haven't even purchased an entry in like 5 years. I think I never like buying holiday items because they are only good for a few weeks out of the year and my thrifty logic wins out. But I have been thrifty to the point of no holiday fun. And I suck at buying holiday items. Why did I get that Rudolph video anyway?

So, if you were me, what Christmas movies would you purchase? Please don't say It's A Wonderful Life or Bells of St. Mary's because those are the obvious choices.


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