Weirdness

My kids have taken to waking up very early in the morning, and watching French cooking shows before school. I wake up to:
Rosey-Posey:"Wow, look at all the butter they use. Hey, they are putting wine in that Coq Au Vin, can kids eat that?"
Posco:"I don't think so, wine is not for kids. I want to eat the chicken stuffed with spinach, but man all that butter! I can't believe it."
Rosey-Posey:"Oh look what they are doing with those apples! And caramel and nuts."
Posco:"Mmmm, nuts! Ooh and clams, I love clams!"
Enter Mom
Rosey-Posey:"Oh Mommy, Good Morning! You should go to Epicurious.com and get a recipe from there! It looks so good even though they use soooo much butter!"
Posco:"Yeah, butter-like a whole thing!"