So, how's the weather?
A gentleman died and found himself at the end of a long line. He saw at the head of the line some entering the pearly gates while others were being cast into a fiery hell by Satan. He observed both for a while and noticed that Satan would place a few individuals into a seperate pile. Curious, he dropped out of line and walked over. "Excuse me, Mr. Prince of Darkness, but why are some being set aside?" The evil one gave him a snide look and replied, "Oh, those?? They're from Maryland. Still too wet to burn."
Thanks to Rachel Watkins of HMS Blog for this joke.
