aka Catholic Kerry Watch.
I would have so much more respect for Kerry if he just came out and said something like, "I was raised kinda-sorta Catholic but I really am no longer Catholic as I don't believe what the Church teaches on pretty much anything; the missus and I pretty much just worship whenever we get up early and have time to kill before brunch Christmas, Easter, Ash Wednesday, and Palm Sunday where and when it's expedient to do so the spirit moves us."
AMEN!