I am an SRDL--Sober Rational Destructive Leader. This makes me a mob boss. I am the ultimate alpha person and even my friends give me my space. I can't stand whiners, weaklings, schlemiels or schlemozzles. I don't make many jokes, but when I do, others laugh out loud. They must.
People often turn to you for advice, and wisely. I am calm in a crisis, cautious in a tempest, and attuned to even the finest details. Mine is the profile of a smart head for business and a dangerous enemy.
I have a natural knack for fashion and occupy a suit like a matinee idol. My charisma is striking and without artifice. I am generous, thoughtful, and appreciate life's finer things.
The quizwriter concludes: Please don't kick my ass.
A natural knack for fashion? Ultimate alpha person? It's a good thing there's carpet in my living room or I might have broken a bone falling to the floor with laughter.
This quiz spotted at the blog of the evil genius at Disputations.
