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"If you give a Matthew a muffin, then he'll ask for a glass of milk. Then he'll ask for a straw...and um, just make your life horrible until he leaves."

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That sounds about right. However, he does seem to like me more than he used to. I get less of the evil glares that make him look like he's plotting something.

Bwaaa haaaa haaaa haaaa!

We're not quite there yet, McKid is only 2 1/2, but she does say the *oddest* things. Yesterday, it was:

"Mommy Terry, Which do you like better? Iced tea or potties?"

I'm not sure I know the answer to that.

Oh, have you been to my house lately? lol Of course with me, this always happens right after I have settled on the couch with a good book, have begun balancing the checkbook, or have a huge load of laundry in my hands.

My fifteen year old does the "Can you bring me something to eat?" "Can I have a glass of milk with a straw?" stuff.

My two year old says, "I crying."
Me: "Why are you crying?"
Him: "Because I crying."

Me: "Why do you want to do that?"
Him: "Because yes."

Oh, Nancy, it must be a two year old thing:

Me: WHY did you do that?
McKid: Because I did!

Well, now there's an answer to love.

He must not understand the Why question, but he asks it all the time.

"Whazzat?"
"That's a school bus."
"Why?"

"Whozzat?"
"That's a man."
"Why?"

"What sound giraffe make?"
"I don't think a giraffe makes a sound."
"Why?"
"Because it just doesn't."
"Why?"

"Where Daddy go?"
"Daddy's at work."
"Why?"
"So he can make money to buy food to feed us."
"Why?"
"Because your sister eats 3 jars a pepperoncini a week and you're a muffin addict."
"Why?"
"Heaven only knows!"

at our house gabby's going through the "but i WANN it" phase.

"i wann ice keem."
"we don't have any, honey."
"but i wann it."
"well, we don't have any."
"but i waannnnnn it!"

i wonder if that would work any better with the bank.

"i want a million dollars."
"but you can't have it."
"but i waannnnnn it!"

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