This kid really needs his own category!
OK, the rest of the human race, when we see a skunk, we go the other way. No, not Fastolph, he throws rocks at it and gets himself and his little brother sprayed.
Gorbulas came in talking about Cisco throwing rocks, and they both were all wet. Fastolph is behind him saying "shhhh". Then the smell hit me, like he was rolling in kitty litter and rotten onions.
Lord give me strength.
Aah! The joy of raising boys and living in the country! ;)
I spent a couple of summers as a camp counselor at a Boy Scout summer camp. During the summer at least 2-3 boys would manage to get themselves sprayed by skunks. It got so that we just expected it.
A tomato juice sponge bath will render the odor less noxious, though now there may be more modern solutions available.
Then again, you could just leave them outside for a couple of weeks while the stink wears off.
i vote for leave them outside. imagine the peace!