Peony's husband Posco: I had a funny dream last night. I dreamed that Hambet had a little pet lamb.
Peony: That's cute! ...I dreamed you had a blog. Or did I dream that?
Posco: Should I start a blog?
Peony: Heck yes! I'll even set it up for you.
Posco: If I did have a blog I could blog about interesting things, not boring things like the two sleepy mommies blog about.
Peony: (refuses to take the bait.)
Posco: But what would I call it? "Dyspeptic Mutterings" is already taken.
Peony: Heck yes! I'll even set it up for you.
You sound like Napoleon Dynamite.
Ah, women, you get us one way or the other, don't you?
How about Meanderings or Wanderings of a dyspeptic (or other) soul? ;)